I just drove 548 miles with an unpaid stand-up comedian, a teenage maharajah, a mustachioed brigand and a Christian-phobic person who is try...

Dear Medical Profession, Hi, it's me–the curly-haired, pale-looking person who keeps making appointments with you. You've prob...

I have reached the stage of my blogging career where I am prostituting everything I write on virtual street corners. I say prostituting...

I cannot think of anything coherent to write for you this Saturday, so, after torturing myself by attempting to wrap my mind around several ...

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This is my son Rowan.  Rowan is smart. We are pinning a lot of our hopes for the future on him because he can do math, a...

FOREWARNING: Please don't read this if you're just going to become annoyed. Life is much too short. If you are annoyed by any of the...

I originally published this piece in June of 2011. Very few people read it, which is probably very good, since I was able to keep my job and...