Let me explain: I live in a paper bag. I have actually spent more time in the last several years discussing the nature of reality than observing popular culture. As a result, I have only a vague sense of who "the Kardashians" are. Like it fucking matters.
But I have seen Star Trek. So, of course, my husband and I got in a fight about whether or not the aggressive, reptilian-looking species that conquered the Bajorans were, in fact, called the Cardassians. And, of course, he was right.
But it's easy to see my confusion, right?